When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
He who laughs last thinks slowest