Thursday, July 12, 2012

Funny Quotes, and Phrases

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

He who laughs last thinks slowest


  1. haha! these are really funny! :)

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